Chris Quotes: Bachelor Edition

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

My friend, Amy, and I always text each other while watching The Bachelor. I complain to her that Chris insists he hates the show, yet he has to be right next to me "reading" while I watch. She has convinced her hubby to watch it with her and now we exchange man-quotes throughout the show.

Here are a couple of my favorites from Chris.

As Chris is explaining to Kaitlyn how he is falling in love with her, my Chris says:
He's going to tell you whatever you want to hear because he wants to get that booty, baaayyyybayyy.

Bachelor Chris is talking to Whitney about how much he would love to spend that extra time with her in the fantasy suite and my Chris says:
Tell me all that when the fantasy suite isn't on the table...

Whitney: I feel very confident I'm going to marry Chris.
My Chris: Stage five clinger!

When Chris started tearing up because he wasn't sure of his decision:
Mau up, dude.


  1. Ha! I was watching the show last night with my boyfriend and we spent half the time trying to think of the worst "bombs" that have been dropped on the Bachelor/Bachelorette. I think I watch the show 99% of the time just to get a good laugh out of the ridiculousness!

  2. Hahaha! That's the only reason I make my hubby watch too! I love to hear his commentary throughout the show. These are great!

  3. LOL!!! This is Aaron to a T when we are watching Vanderpump Rules! I'm totally going to shock you when I say that I've never watched a season of the Bachelor/Bachelorette....*gasp*!

  4. haha Those are funny! They sound like our conversations during the show.

  5. bwhahahahahaha, those are awesome! lol, I can't even. lol I've only been able to get Josh watch one "season" with Josh, and that was years ago. I haven't seen another show yet.