My friend, Amy, and I always text each other while watching The Bachelor. I complain to her that Chris insists he hates the show, yet he has to be right next to me "reading" while I watch. She has convinced her hubby to watch it with her and now we exchange man-quotes throughout the show.
Here are a couple of my favorites from Chris.
As Chris is explaining to Kaitlyn how he is falling in love with her, my Chris says:
He's going to tell you whatever you want to hear because he wants to get that booty, baaayyyybayyy.
Bachelor Chris is talking to Whitney about how much he would love to spend that extra time with her in the fantasy suite and my Chris says:
Tell me all that when the fantasy suite isn't on the table...
Whitney: I feel very confident I'm going to marry Chris.
My Chris: Stage five clinger!
When Chris started tearing up because he wasn't sure of his decision:
Mau up, dude.