Quotes From 5th Graders

While doing an experiment where we made our own lava lamp:
Can I drink it? What would happen if I drank it? Would it taste good? (repeat 21x)
After literally running around the classroom then asking if she can use the restroom, one of my cherubs stops and says:
When a colored woman gots to go to the bathroom, a colored woman gots to go to the bathroom.
A student was reading a passage out loud about an eagle that got hurt:
And then they needed to take the eagle to the vegetarian.
When they don't understand how to say something in English (native Spanish speaker):
How you say that?
As I was talking about my family:
What about your baby Mrs. T? You know, don't you have a baby?
This year is off to a great start. I am growing to know my cherubs more and more each day. Their personalities are quite amusing and they definitely make each day unique!
Happy Friday!